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Hal Spacejock

Hal Spacejock

Hal glanced round at the fugitives, then jerked his thumb at the taller, bronze robot. ‘You can be Clyde, and he can be Albion.’
‘I think that’s Bonnie,’ said the shorter robot, in a deep voice.
Hal looked pleased. ‘I’m glad you like it. My name’s Hal, by the way. Hal Spacejock.’

An incompetent, accident-prone pilot is given one last chance to save his ship. An ageing robot is trusted with a midnight landing in a deserted field. And a desperate businessman is prepared to sacrifice both of them to get what he wants… 

Combining relentless action with non-stop laughs, Hal Spacejock explodes onto the science fiction scene with the subtlety of a meteor strike and the hushed reverence of a used car salesman.

If you enjoy TV shows like the Young Ones, Firefly, Blackadder, Red Dwarf and Dr Who, or books by Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Tom Holt or Jasper Fforde, then the Hal Spacejock series is for you.

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If life at the Haynes’ home is anything like life with Hal Spacejock, it’s amazing that Simon gets any work done with all the laughter going on. It’s hard to read with tears of laughter in my eyes, so I can’t image trying to write such hilarious stuff.
Simon is simply the best author of books and software in the world! …and he gives it away!!!
God bless you, Simon!

Review published by Historical Scientifictions, Third of Jupiter, 2980.1 issue:

Hal Spacejock, recently republished after being out of print for nearly five centuries, is an interesting glimpse into what lifeactivity was like in the early decades of spaceflight, before the UU universalised trade — privateers actually competed for contracts to deliver commodities between heterogeneous business enterprises. Set a century before Cymancipation, the main character, with the electracially insensitive name Clunk, is indentured to a psychotic and merciless taskmaster, a Flesh-Based Entity ironically named Hal. Contemporary readers may have difficulty identificating with Clunk, who is “programmed” to feel subservient to a barely-conscious walking sack of water. The wordstory’s cleverest conceit, though, is the intimation that it was written centuries earlier, by another Flesh-Based Entity (ironically called Simon Haynes), who somehow predicted Sentient NonBiological Entities, and commercial spaceflight, in an era when transport still required burning minerals! How prescient this fluidbag author must have been! Published by Fremantle WordStories. Humor 2.3 or higher required.”

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